Pig and the Inebriate It was early last December, as near as I remember I was walking down the street in tipsy pride No one was I disturbing, as I lay down by the curbing And a pig came up and lay down by my side As I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts I cannot utter A lady passing by was heard to say "You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses" And the pig got up and slowly walked away SOF