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Among My Souvenirs 
Among My Souvenirs 
Last week my honeymoon started: I like a fool took a wife But after the guests had departed I took the shock of my life: 
Out came her big glass eye Her false teeth on the sly She gently placed them down upon the chiffonier. She then unscrewed her leg And hung it on a peg And oh my eyes were filled with many a bitter tear. Her beautiful golden hair She hung upon the chair And what was left of her Slipped in between the blankets. I looked at her and said I am not coming to bed I'd rather sleep instead Among my souvenirs... 
collected by Karl Dallas in Suffolk. Published in "The Electric Muse". (First section sings to After the Ball (cho); second part to Among My Souvenirs--RG) 
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