Folk & Traditional Song Lyrics www.traditionalmusic.co.uk The Dundee Cat 
The Dundee Cat 
In an attic room in Dundee town This poor old woman spread the tale around She lived fifty years in her old top flat With no other company than her old tom cat Well, I hope so, say so, fifty years in an old top flat... 
Chorus: Poor old woman, la-la-la-la-la-la-la....eh,eh. 
Now one night they sat by the fire quite glum When who do you think come down her lum (chimney) I'm your fairy Godmother, have no fear To grant three wishes they sent me here Well, I hope so, say so, I'm your fairy Godmother have no fear... 
The old woman looked down at her empty purse I could always use some cash of course The fairy waved her wand around And lying on the floor was a thousand pounds Well, I hope so, say so, the fairy waved her wand around... 
Now a lovely face and a figure divine For just one night I wish were mine The fairy says I'll have a go She made her look like Bridgette Bardot Well, I hope so, say so, the fairy says I'll have a go... 
This lovely girl by the fire she sat She turned her attention to the old tom cat He's my only love and here's my plan Tonight change the cat into a handsome man Well, I hope so, say so, he's my only love and here's my plan... 
This handsome man at last drew near And her whispered softly in her ear The night is young but you'll regret the day you sent me to the vet...!!! 
JB APR99