Folk & Traditional Song Lyrics www.traditionalmusic.co.uk I Am Lard 
I Am Lard 
In the beat of your heart and the clothes that you wear I'm the lure in your meals and the love that you bear I live deep in your flesh, feel me move, feel me rise In your heart, in your veins, in your thighs 
I am Lard, I am weight sweating drops on your shirt I am food, and your form I will doom from your birth It takes strength to be free, banish snacks if you`re wise For your heart, for your veins, for your thighs 
I am hips, I get all, I will come 'cos I must Bringing carbos and fats for your waist and your bust Arteries my domain, for your death is my prize From your heart, from your veins, from your thighs 
I will clot in your blood, I will ooze from each pore When your dinner is done you will scream for more New York steak, baked potato, sour cream and chives For your heart, for your veins, for your thighs 
I am Lard, hear my dirge in the beat of your heart I am Lard, I take life-- I will make yours depart I am Lard, hear me laugh, feel me move, feel me rise In your heart, in your veins, in your thighs 
AJS