Folk & Traditional Song Lyrics www.traditionalmusic.co.uk I'm a Villain 
I'm a Villain 
I'm a villain, a dirty little villain I put poison in my mother's cream of wheat My chief delight is to pick a fight And I beat little kids on the head 'til they're dead. 'Cause I'm a villain, a dirty little villain I leave a trail of blood where'er I go I put a stain on the family name And I eat-raw-meat! Pass the toothpicks! 
I'm a villain, a dirty little villain I leave a trail of woe where'er I go I take delight in stirring up a fright And hitting little babies on the head 'til they're dead. I have gotten a rep for being rotten I put poison in my mother's shredded wheat I put the blot of the family escutcheon I eat-raw-meat! 
(from the Prairie Home Companion Folk Song Book) XX Apr98