Irish Song Lyrics 
from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
After the Time Figgy Duff? 
I woke up this mornin' Arse up on the floor I opened one eye there were beer cans galore My head how it pounded my poor body shook and I nearly got sick when I got up to look at the wholes in the canvass the stains on the bed there wasn't a window where one should be at there was beer in the dish that was left for the cat but Oh what a wonderful time 
CHORUS So you grab the dustpan and I'll grab the mop you clean the bottom and I'll clean the top we'll break out the Lestoil and tear up some rags to clean up after the time 
I went to the kitchen to grab me a drink there were glasses all rotten piled up in the sink and half bowls of 'moo soup' all strewn 'round the place and half eated cold place took up all the space there was unopened home brew still left from the tear three odd pairs of shoes and some strange underwear and my cousin still smokin' asleep in the chair but oh! what a wonderful time CHORUS 
I went to the bathroom to grab me a scrub we were all out of arse wipes there was beer in the tub the toilet was plugged up and filled to the brim and the bluebottle flies were lined up for a swim the mirror was broken the shower curtain tore I don't think it was water what wetted the floor and some impatient knocker left holes in the door but oh! what a wonderful time