Irish Song Lyrics 
from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
Protect And Survive John Clifden 
Well the government's made a document To help prevent embarrassment And in the event of an accident Catching us with our trousers down It's no use to you when you're dead Nor even when alive And the name of this peace of paper is Protect and survive 
So when the nuke's come raining down It's great to be alive, well World War Three can be such fun If you protect and survive Protect and survive 
Well a nuclear strike can be recognised It would stand out in a crowd 
There's a flash, then a bang, then a blast of heat Then a bloody great mushroom cloud So if you happen to see one at the end of your street Would you please pick up the telephone And inform your local police 
So when the nuke's come raining down It's great to be alive, well World War Three can be such fun If you protect and survive Protect and survive 
Put sticky tape on your windows Block your ears and close your eyes But it won't make a blind bit of difference You won't have to watch yourself fry If you find yourself in the target zone And you haven't got a shelter Take a spade into the garden And dig like merry hell, sir 
So when the nuke's come raining down It's great to be alive, well World War Three can be such fun If you protect and survive Protect and survive 
They've got strategic ICBM's Both theatre and tactical With independently targeted Multiple reentry vehicle's Backfire bombers, Polaris sub's, cruise missiles And the boy's who hang around the Pentagon Can't wait to use these toys 
So when the nuke's come raining down It's great to be alive, well World War Three can be such fun If you protect and survive 
Protect and survive 
When Armageddon gets underway And the rockets come pouring down All the bloody politicians who started it Will scuttle off underground And when they finally reemerge With no life to be found They can administrate the rubble And they can order each other a round 
So when the nuke's come raining down It's great to be alive, well World War Three can be such fun If you protect and survive Protect and survive 
For they give us a four-minute warning When the rockets are on their way To give us time to panic and Christians time to pray So when you hear the siren's going Place your head between your thighs Whilst maintaining this posture You can make a final gesture And with a little muscular pressure You can kiss your arse goodbye 
So when the nuke's come raining down It's great to be alive, well World War Three can be such fun If you protect and survive Protect and survive Protect and survive Protect and...