Went o’er to Sally’s house one night, but Sally wasn’t in. I sat down on a red-hot stove, but I got right up "agin." 
 A golf-ball sailing through the air whizzed by a man a-hummin’. He heard a caddie holler "Fore!" and he thought three more were comin’. 
 When Mr. Noah built the ark, he said it was his duty. He saved the birds and beasts and bugs, but why did he save the cootie? 
 "The way I tell the twins apart," the proud father said, "I put my finger in Willie’s mouth. If he bites it, then it’s Ned." 
 Last night I sang this ditty. I’ll sing it again tonight. I’ll look right out the window and sing with all my might. 
 When boating, never quarrel, for you’ll find without a doubt, A boat is not the proper place to have a falling-out. 
 "The chicken am a wonderful bird," the colored preacher said. "We eats ’em both befo’ they’s born and after they is dead." 
 "The coffee is exhausted, sir," the diner was advised. Says he, "It’s been so weak of late, I’m really not surprised." 
 A boasting baby buffalo said to a guinea pig, "I’m bigger when I’m little than you are when you’re big." 
 He kissed his new gal on the cheek. It seemed a harmless frolic, But he’s been laid up for a week. He’s had the painter’s colic. 
 How do you sell your Limburger cheese?" the gentleman asked the grocer. He answered, "That’s what puzzles me, but really I don’t know, sir." 
 I caught my Sugar blushing, at what do you suppose? She saw a little garter snake beside the garden hose. 
 A rabbit raced a turtle. You know the turtle won, And Mister Rabbit came in late, a little hot cross bun. 
 Got a gal up in the mountains. She’s awfully shy and meek. She always dresses in the dark because the mountain’s peak. 
 I’m just a southern hop-toad, a traveling troubadour, A fiddlin’ fool just fiddlin’ ’round, a-singing songs galore. 
 This city and a chorus girl are much alike, ’tis true. This city’s built with outskirts, and a chorus girl is, too. 
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17. My pal’s girl wears silk socks. My girl she wears cotton.
His girl has a limousine. My girl, she’s got nottin’. 
18. Mary had a little Ford. She liked it very well. She drove it into a telephone pole and now it looks like-rain. 

19. I had a date last evening with the apple of my eye. Oh, what a pair we two would make, my little peach and I! 

20. A man stood by the river. He was tall and lean and slim. He wasn’t tryin’ to catch fish, just teachin’ the worm to swim. 

21. They talk about radio frequency, but it’s all way over my head. I guess a fellow’s a frequent fan when he takes his set to bed. 

22. I know what is a mousetrap. A fox trap’s not new to me, But I don’t know what’s a wave trap. Goin’ down to a pier to see. 

23. Now, I may be a poor weather prophet when sunshine I proclaim, But a pretty little rainbow told me so I am not to blame. 

24. Now, I hope I’m not misleading, for I’ve tried to make it plain That even though your skies are dark, it ain’t a-gonna rain. file from: www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 

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