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The Bugs Marched Down the Aisle 
The Bugs Marched Down the Aisle 
Order: Diptera mosquitoes and blackflies (Tune: "Battle Hymn of Republic:) 
The mosquitoes wore tuxedos and the blackflies wore black ties The bride she was a spide and the groom he was a snake They were going to a wedding in my Aunt Lucy's bedding And she was the wedding cake. 
cho: Glory, Glory Hallelujah You don't feel itchy, Auntie, do ya? Glory glory hallelujah The bugs marched down the aisle. 
The little honeymooners were nice and cozy in her bloomers And the guests all took their places in Aunt Lucy's pillowcases The little beasts had such a feast, the danced and flew and soared All while Aunt Lucy snored. 
Repeat chorus 
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