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Dogs Meeting 
Dogs Meeting 
The dogs, they had a meeting. They came from near and far. And some came in by taxi And some came in by car. 
They went into the meetinghouse And signed the visitor's book And each one, and each one And each one, and each one Hung his asshole upon the nearest hook. 
One dog was not invited Which caused him great ire. He stood outside the meetinghouse And boldly shouted, "fire." 
The dogs got all excited They didn't stop to look And each one, and each one And each one, and each one 
Grabbed an asshole from off the nearest hook. 
Now this then is my story And it is very sore To wear some other's asshole You've never worn before 
And that is why when dogs meet On land or sea or shore Each one sniffs the, each one sniffs the Each one sniffs the, each one sniffs The other's asshole in hopes it is his own. 
sung by John and Tony BR