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Grey Jacket and Grey Trousers 
Grey Jacket and Grey Trousers (David Diamond) 
Grey Jacket and grey trousers This young girl she's put on And like a young executive Went rambling through the town. She did engage with Personnel A business man to be For twice as much as he'd have got If they'd known he was a she. 
One day as she sat drowsing, In a meeting far from short, The message came for "Mr. Jones" To the chairman to report. "Young Man, the way your backside moves Has quite beguiled me. There's a quick promotion for you if My sweetheart you will be." 
"Oh, hold your tongue, dear Chairman, Or else some other part, For one of the same sex as I Shall never win my heart. You're very much mistaken, And the same I'll quickly prove, I mean to woo your secretary, And quickly win her love". 
To gain the secretary's aid The truth to her Jones spoke The secretary laughed aloud And said it was a joke. "For I have dressed this way to get A job as best I can, I'd never have been hired here If they'd known I was a man". 
This couple they got married Their secret still concealed. That very year the power of love All Nature's laws repealed. 
For soon there came a bouncing boy, A mixed up little lad, For he calls his father 'Mummy', And he calls his mother 'Dad'. 
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