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Mickey Mouse (Engineers) 
Mickey Mouse (Engineers) (Nick Krukovsky) 
C Am F G7 C 
What's the best examination made for you and me? C Am F G7C M I C K E Y M O U S E 
C Am F G7 C 
How do professors too often seem when facing you and me? C Am F G7C M I C K E Y M O U S E 
C F C F 
Drop a third of the class, forever let the flunkout rate be G7 high, high, high, high 
C Am F G7 
Each one we burn, should he return, must pass this course from me C Am F G7C M I C K E Y M O U S E 
Now why is that professors find teaching undergrads to be M I C K E Y M O U S E And when company interviewers gape at you what do they see? M I C K E Y M O U S E Grades above 65, sometimes all seem to go to those who scribe, scribe, scribe, scribe By what means do they judge success in this brain factory? M I C K E Y M O U S E 
Why are courses handed to us as compulsory always M I C K E Y M O U S E And why in hairy courses is the text invariably M I C K E Y M O U S E Make the labs long and hard, so would-be engineers dispair is high, high, high, high 
Regardless of how well you do, your grade's still set by me M I C See you next year K E Y Why? because we flunked you M O U S E 
written by Nick Krukovsky about the Cornell Engineering school SOF