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Physicist's Riddle Song 
Physicist's Riddle Song 
I gave my love a mass point without no "g" And I gave my love a gyro without no "p" I gave my love an ellipse without no "e" And I gave my love a PV=nR without no "T" 
How can there be a mass point without no "g" How can there be a gyro without no "p" How can there be an ellipse without no "e" And How can there be a PV=nR without no "T" 
In free space there's a mass point without no "g" And a gyro not a-spinnin' has got no "p" A degenerate ellipse has got no "e" And at absolute zero there is no "T" 
DT #847 from Franklin Fitz via Ann Bredon SOF