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Three Old Ladies 
Three Old Ladies
 Oh, dear, what can the matter be Three old ladies locked in the lavatory They were there from Monday to Saturday Nobody knew they were there 
The first one's name was Elizabeth Porter She went in to be rid of some overdue water And she stayed there far more than she ought to And nobody knew she was there.
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The second one's name was Elizabeth Pomphrey She went in and made herself comfy Then she said: "Girls, I can't get my bum free." And nobody knew she was there
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The last one's name was Elizabeth Carter She was known as a world renowned farter She went in and played a sonata And nobody knew she was there.
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Chorus known for years, verses heard sung at the Torquay Folk Club in Cornwall in July 1987. recorded by Oscar Brand on Bawdy Songs 3 DC