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The Twelve Days of Christmas (Parody) 
The Twelve Days of Christmas (Parody) (Alan Sherman) 
On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A Japanese transistor radio. 
On the second day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio.
 (It's a Nakashuma.) 
On the third day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio.
 (It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.) 
On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio.
 (And it comes in a Leatherette case with holes in it. So you could listen right through the case.) 
On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio.
 (And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you could stick in your ear, an d a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere because it's bent.) 
On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, 
A hammered aluminum nutcracker, And all that other stuff, And a Japanese transistor radio.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, Although it may seem strange; On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange: An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not w hen you get it home, A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter, A pair of teakwood shower clogs, An indoor plastic birdbath, A pink satin pillow that says ``San Diego'' with fringe all around it, A hammered aluminum nutcracker, A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. 
JY