I've A Baby In Kalamazoo - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I've a Baby in Kalamazoo Tune-"Baby Mine." 
I've a baby in Kalamazoo, Baby mine-baby mine; He can skip the tra-la-loo, Baby mine- baby mine. He swings on our back gate. Tackles peaches by the crate, On a fish-ball he can skate, Baby mine-baby mine; He can eat a barrel of cake, Baby mine. 
He makes faces at the women, Baby mine-baby mine; In a soup bowl he goes swimming, Baby mine-baby mine. Out of the ash-pan we do yank him, In bis high chair we do plank him. Oh, heavens, how we spunk him, Baby mine-baby mine; Eis face would cave a bank in. Baby mine. 
At the table he is queer, Baby mine-baby mine; Stuffs the pan-cakes in his ear, Baby mine-baby mine. Rubs molasses on his nose.. Spills the mustard on his clothes, He jabs the hash between his toes, Baby mine-baby mine; And we wash him with a hose, Baby mine.