Dont Call In The Morning - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
Dont Call in the Morning Composed and sung by K. C. Dunbar. 
'Twas at an evening party where I first met Milly Green, And thought she was the sweetest girl that I haa ever seen; I sought an introduction which I happily did obtain, And in nearly all the dances I her little hand did gain. And when the time for breaking up the party did arrive, To see this little damsel home somehow I did contrive; But ere we parted at the door I boldly asked if I Might call and see her some time, when she gave me this reply-
Chorus. Don't come in the morning, for that will be too soon, And never call to see me in the afternoon; Don't come in the evening and never call at night, But call at any other time and then you'll be all right. 
So strange an answer really I could not make out at all, Unless it was a gentle hint that I must never call; And yet I did not think she could treat me so unkind, For somehow she to favor me appeared to be inclined. So once again I asked her, but the answer was the same; And at that very moment to the door the servant came. Good-night, she said and vanished, did this darling little dear, And kept me standing with an answer ringing in my earDon't come in the morning, for that, &c. 
I strolled along and wandered, what the dickens could she mean, As all night long I dreamt about that darling little queen; But more her answer came to me, which seemed to be absurd; But in the morning when I woke a happy thought occured: She said if I would call at any time I should be all right, Except the morning, afternoon, the evening or at night; Any time that I could call was neither late nor soon; Of course you all have guessed by now she never more will say: Don't come in the morning, for that, &c.