Tiddle-a-wink The Barber - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
Tiddle-a-Wink the Barber Sung by Tony Pastor. 
Now Mister Tomkins had a son, who kept a barber's shop. And ] ®ing queer could not go there, so a note to his son did drop; Said he old knave, I want a shave, I also really think. Then is not one shaves like my son, whose name Is Tiddle-a-Wink. Chorus. Tiddle-a-Wlnk-Tiddle-a-Wink-Tiddle-a-Wink, the barber, Tiddle-a-Wink-Tiddle-a-Wink-went to shave his father, But he made a skip and cut his lip, which made the father roar, The father knocked poor Tiddle-a-Wink bang upon the floor. . The b lood then flowed from Tomkins' mouth and very soon he found, Wher i he used to put an ounce of meat there was room to put a pound; The d xtor he was quickly brought, to sew it up did try. He lo >ked so queer, they were all in fear, when the doctor said he must die. Tiddle-a-Wink-Tiddle-a-Wink-&c. 
Said 1 e, I think this Tiddle-a-Wink has caused his father's death; Then Tiddle-a-Wink with fear did blink-could scarcely catch his breath : The | ither died, the son he tried some poison then to take, But tl ,is they stopp'd and on him dropped, for making this sad mistake. Tiddle-a-Wink-Tiddle-a-Wink-&c 
Next norn before the magistrate poor Tiddle-a-Wink they took. There his history to relate, and like a leaf he shook; His sc licitor soon set him free, and the people, they Askec how the old man met his death; others they would say : Tiddle-a-Wink-Tiddle-a-Wink-&c.