The Montgomery Guard - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
THE MONTGOMERY GUARD. Recited with great success by Bob Melrose. 
Gentlemen and 8oldicrs of the Montgomery Guards of Boston, Mass-chutes, I have to thank ye for the many rondedons and buggy-rides and dowedarcys thas I've received at your hands. And, Gentlemen and Soldiers of the Montgomery Guards of Boston, Mass-chutes, when ye come to New York City, the Webster Guards of New York will turn out of their bunks, And they'll gunanade ye, and they'll canuouade ye, as we used to do at Balls Bluff. And, Gentlemen and Soldiers of the Montgomery Guards of Boston, Mass-chutes, we'll take you to the Tarryater at night, and after the Tarryater we shall take you to Sensible Park, and from Sensible Park we will take you to the centenanial and there you shall have oysters on the half shell, the whole shell, or any shell at all. And, Gentlemen and Soldiers of the Montgomery Guards of Boston, Mass-chutes, all I have to say is agus cin nah angus cin naba tha sha shin a nish a mecraw a mecreeiski, And may ye ever be welcome, Gentlemen and Soldiers of the Montgomery Guards of Boston, Mass-chutes. Note.-This recitation should be recited in a stuttering voice.