Something To Tickle The Girls - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
Something to Tickle the Girls. Words by A. W. French.-Music by T. B. Kelley. 
The pet of the girls everywhere, Society calls me a wit; For nothing gets on unless there, I drop in to please them a bit; I've stories not few. And jokes that are new, As brilliant they tell me as pearls-Nouseuse now and then is liked by all men, Of course it will tickle the girls. 
Chorus. Something to tickle the girls, Laughing and shaking their curls; You'll not go amiss. I promise you this, With something to tickle the girls. 
Some chaps they are terrible bores, Some spooney And dull as a hoe; No kind that a gay girl adores. She favors no one who is slow; Some fellows are shy, and others they try, To please when as crabbed as churls; I'm not either one, I can revel in fun. And can always tickle the girls.-Chorus. 
Then take my advice ev'ry one. And put it at once to the to-t; Go in with the girls And have fun, For that is just what suits them l>est; They like a gay heart, who docs well his part, To cheer them as life swiftly whirls; You're always their friend, to love And commend, With something to tickle the girls. - Chorus.