I Wouldn't Advice You To Do It - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I Wouldn't Advice You to Do It. Written and sung by Joe Hart. 
The name of the song Tin about to sing is: I wouldn't advise yon to do it; Be careful don't meddle with other people's biz, For I wouldn't advise you to do it. Beecher he prays and sings old-fashioned chants. Sarah Bernhardt wants to do a black-face song and dance, And all the ladies in New York are going to wear men's pants, But I wouldn't advise them to do it. 
Mrs. Langtry says she'll never come here again, Well, I wouldn't advise her to do it; For her acting gives us a terrible pain. So 1 wouldn't advise her to do it. Ben Butler went out the other night on a tare. Hugged and kissed Belva Lockwood, and called her hid dear, And swore he'd go to Egypt and be President next year, But I wouldn't advise him to do it. 
President Cleveland is thinking of taking a wife. But I wouldn't advise him to do it; He's tired of sleeping alone these Cold winter nights. Then I wouldn't advise him to do it. For the first six months she will call him dear, After that she will waltz him around by the ear; Then we'll have a female President in the Presidential chair, So I wouldn't advise him to do it.