Is Maud In - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
IS MAUD IN? Copyright, 1880, by Will H. Kennedy. 
That girl next door, her name is Maud, She's such a perfect daisy; With beaux and sweethearts by the score, They almost drive me crazy. From dusk to dark they climb upon the stoop, They swarm along the areaway; When the bell rings then you'll hear these words: Is Maud in? No! good-day! 
Chorus. Is Maud in? is Maud in? That's what they cry and shout; Is Maud in? is Maud in? But, no! she's always out. Her aunt will answer with a frown. To scare them all away, Is Maud in? is Maud in? Is Maud in? No! good-day! 
Now Maud's a girl that never flirts, I set my mind a-thinking; And found that when a child at school She never could stop winking. The dudes would pass and think they had a mash, To see her wink her eye that way; The next night they call and loudly bawl: Is Maud in? No! good-day!-Chorus. 
I'm not a very wealthy man, But still I'm fond of pleasure; And Summer nights when I'm at home, I like to take my leisure. With pipe and glass I sit upon the stoop, To while the sultry hours away; But that girl next door she's such a bore-Is Maud in? No! good-day!- Chorus.