The Cork Leg And James' Crinoline - song lyrics 
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The Cork Leg and James' Crinoline. Tune--Do You Think He Did?" 
Jane Julian was the prettiest girl that ever I had seen. And like other ladies wore an ample crinoline; I own that I was deeply smitten by her charms, And I tried every art I could to win her to my arms. 
Chorus. They said her understanding was weak and very queer, If you look under her crinoline it quickly would appear. 
I often had conversed with her, but could discover not. But what good understanding she had surely got; Yet strange tales of slander scandal-mongers made appear, That Julia's understanding was really queer.-Chorus. 
I met her at a party invited out to dine, Where all the ladies did remain to take deserts and wine; The conversation took a turn upon a witty wagg, Dick C'reggs, That all had queer understanding that bad got cork legs-Chorus. 
Jane Julian she rushed from the room amid loud roars of laughter, I also started from my seat and instantly rushed after; I overtook her on the stairs resting on the landing, And underneath the crinoline saw her queer understanding.- Chorus. 
Her legs were two odd fellows, as much as cheese and chalk, The right leg was a spindleshank, the left a leg of cork; It struck me queer and comical, her understanding thus to see, And her cork leg bunged up my love, and also corked up me.-Chorus.