Two New Sports In Town - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
TWO NEW SPORTS IN TOWN. As sung by Lester and Allen. 
We're two dandies just arrived in town, Nobbiest coons in all the land; Diamonds dazzling rough, about ten pounds, Ladies say we are two darlings. 
Chorus. Two new sports in town, two new sports in town. Two new sports who came the other day; Two new sports in town that nobody can down, We're two dandies, so they say. 
No use talking, we're two beauty brights, Bathe in wine most every day; Blow our money, don't sleep for twenty nights, Two notorious sports to gamble.-Chorus.