Love Among Big Noses - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
LOVE AMONG BIG NOSES Tune- "Love Among the Roses." 
'Dwas on a Vinter evening, I dink 'dwas de afdernoon, I zaw a man und voman In a lager pier saloon; Dey vas eading kraut and sweiter kase. And as I bassed dem pye. De man durned round, und looked of me, Mit.a dark, plue, bully glass eye; His nose vas apout dwelve inches long, Und red just like do rozes; Und bers vas just apout de zame, 'Dwas love among big nozes 
Chorus. I dont like to tole you, but I dink I vill, Of lager pier dey drank dere I'll; Dey vas sitting near a foundain, Vere de muskeedler reboses, Dev sat und valked, and kissed und dalked, 'Dwas love among big nozes. 
I zaw a nose next evening, I looked,' und it vas hers, She vas standing on de sidevalk A zelling shoe lazers; She laughed as I vent pye her, Und at her I did stare, Yen a man game up, hit me of my mout, Und gommenced to pull my hair; Ven he let go my mad got up, Ash you may well subbose, I durned apout. hit dem bodh of de mout, By Tam! I broke dose nozes.-Chorus. 
A boliceman game up quickly, Und took us to der jail; He pud dem in der brison, But led me oud on bail; Next tav dey dook us 'fore de shudge, Und f told him de gase, He said dat he led us go dat dime, Of ve vould geep de beace; Ven dey mate ub, day married now, Und lie's zelling old glotheses, But I gant't forget, ven firsd I met, Dose overcrone big nozes.-Chorus.