Three Little Maids From School - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
Three Little Maids From School. Sung with great success by Tony Pastor. 
Three little maids went skipping by, Sweet as a slice of cherry pie, Awfully meek, and very shy, Three little maids from school. 
Naughty boys shouted out, "Ah, there!" Said they would "steal "these beauties fair, "Three of a kind, " they beat "two pair," Three little maids from school. 
Three little maids so light and airy, Bangs that were dyed a bright canary, All of them fresh from Tipperary, Three little maids from school. 
One little maid chewed her parasol, Two little maids hugged a poodle small, Three little maids carried books for a "stall," Three little maids-no fools! 
Then three little maids three "noodles " met, Each on the end of a cigarette; Soon they "caught on "to the "jays, " you bet, Time little maids-no fools. 
Three little maids so tough and tender. Out on a beer and ice-cream "bender," Each one could guzzle all you'd send her, Three little maids from school. 
Three little maids were asked to dine, But all you've got they didn't decline; Broke up these "gawks " on hash and wine, Three little maids from school. 
Then "just for a flyer " sailed away, All on a ' " jamboree'' that day; 'Spooned "on the boat, the deck-hands say, Three little maids-no fools. 
Three little maids so fresh and merry, Killed to the necks with quail and sherry; Having a gay old time-yes, very, Three little maids-no fools. 
One little maid then her "business " knew, Two little maids saw the "gag " to do; Three little maids went three pockets, thro' Three little maids-no fools! 
Now, three diamond studs are up the "spout," Three watches, ditto, there's no doubt; Three maids at home, send the "growler " out, Three little maids-no fools. 
Three little "chappies " mash, now never, Three little maids so "fly " and clever; Still work the "book bluff "same as ever, Three little maids from school.