What A Stunning Pair Of Legs - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
What a Stunning Pair of Legs. 
I'm a buxom little fellow, now it's true I do declare, But still I'm not a dandy with a nobby head of hair; As I roam along the streets they admire me, oh, fegs, And the ladies cry when passing, what a stunning pair of legs. Tol de rol, &c. 
The very morn I was born I drained my mother's purse. There was the cook and doctor, the mid-wife and the nurse; They drank my health in gin and rum, and ogled me, oh, fegs, And each in turn kept shouting, what a stunning pair of legs. Tol de rol, &c. 
Now when that I grew up a boy, and I was sent to school, One day I played the truant, and fell into a pool; My master went to flog me, he halloaed out, oh, legs, Hold fast the little rascal by his stunning pair of legs. Tol de rol, &c. 
My mother doted on me and often she would sing, Indeed, I think my little son will surely be a king; One day I tried to stop a pig, it was a lark, oh, fegs, For he gave a grunt and bolted though my stunning pair of legs. Tol de rol, &c. 
A policeman collared hold of me, oh, how he made me squeak, He took me to the station-house and then before the beak; Do you know him? said the magistrate; said the peeler, yes, oh, legs, You may know he is a prig by his stunning pair of legs. Tol de rol, &c. 
Send him off to Blackwell, the magistrate then says, And let him work the quarry for one-and-thirty days; Tell the Governor to watch him, and work him well, oh, legs, And clap a pair of ruffles on his stunning pair of legs. Tol de rol, &c. 
I served a month in limbo, in misery and pain, I hope that I shall never get into their claws again, I tried to run one morning, but trod upon some eggs, And slipped into a plug-hole with my stunning pair of legs. Tol de rol, &c.