I Do Feel So Awfully Loose - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I DO FEEL SO AWFULLY LOOSE. Copyright, 1876, by Wm. A. Pond & Co. 
I've been dining and wining to-day, you can see. In a manner remarkably loose; And to go on the spree I know would suit me, For I mustn't go home, 'tis no use. Oh, I do feel so gay, so reckless and gay, My spirits so lively and spruce; I could dance, sing or play in a juvenile way, For I feel so awfully loose. 
Chorus. I do feel so awfully loose, I do feel so awfully loose; Of course you can see I'm out on a spree, For I do feel so awfully loose. 
I was walking and talking along Broadway, And feeling decidedly loose; I was laughing and chaffing with ladies so gay, The excitement must plead my excuse. All at once I descried a girl by my side. And my heart went pit-pat like the deuce; For I give you my word this would not have occurred, Had I not felt so awfully loose.-Chorus. 
Then to woo and to coo I embraced every chance, In a style that was certainly loose; For I pressed her to go to the Argyle to dance, And really would take no excuse. I said 'twould be bliss if she gave me a kiss. And to raise her veil tried to induce; Who is that? on my life! I've been courting my wife, Oh, I did feel so awfully loose.-Chorus. 
Now what she said and I said may easily be guessed, We both felt remarkably loose; The dispute grew so warm that I thought it be best To leave her by way of a truce. So I left her behind and comfort I find In imbibing the generous juice; Oh, I shall get it hot but I don't give a jot, For to-night I am out on the loose.-Chorus.