Immenseikoff; Or, The Central Toff - song lyrics 
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Immenseikoff; or, the Central Toff 
Ha! my dear friends, pray 'ow de do? I 'opes I sees you well; Perhaps ye don't know who I am. Well, I'm the Heastern swell. My chambers is in Broadway, And I fancy I'm a toff; From top to toe I really think I looks iinmenseikoff. 
Chorus. Immenseikoff, immenseikoff, Behold in me a central toff; A toff, a toff, a toff, a central toff, And I think myself immenseikoff. 
For my togs I used to deal with Poole, But now in these 'ard times, I ain't no such a lively fool, I gets my tilings from Lynes'; And 'e gives 'em to me cheaper, 'Cos 'e says I shows 'em off, And certainly I really think I looks Immenseikoff.-Chorus. 
With the fair sex, "bless 'em, " need I say That I am number one? It's really quite a bore to me The way the girls do run; Not away from me, but after me, Ah! you may laugh and scoff, But I can tell you that the girls Think I am immenseikoff.-Chorus. 
At skittles, bowls, and other games, I licks 'em all to chalks, . In anything where skill's required In first I always walks. You should see me playing billiards, 'Ow my figure I shows off; No one can 'old a cue with me, 'Cos I'm immenseikoff.-Chorus. 
By Jingo, Jove, and Jupiter! I can't stay 'ere all night; But before I leave this festive scene, I wish to do what's right. That's to thank you one and all, For your kindness to the toff, Who 'opes that your applause to-night Will he immenseikoff.-Chorus.