Postage Stamp Flirtation - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
POSTAGE STAMP FLIRTATION. 
Upside down on left corner-I love you. Same corner, crosswise-My heart is another's. Straight up and down-Good-bye, sweetheart. Upside down on right corner-Write no more. In centre, at top-Yes. Opposite, at bottom-No. On right hand corner, at a right angle-Do you love me? In left hand corner-I hate you. Top corner, at the right-I wish your friendship. Bottom corner, at the left-I seek your acquaintance. On line with surname-Accept my love. The same, upside down-I am engaged. At right angle, same place-I long to see you. In the middle, at right hand edge-Write immediately.