You Are A Little Too Small, Young Man - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
You Are a Little Too Small, Young Man. Copyright, 1887. by Chas. D. Blake & Co. Words and Music by Al. Haynes. 
I'm one of those jolly young fellows you meet, Who always enjoy a good time; I pay out my share, too, wherever I go, I'm willing to give my last dime. But I've one great misfortune, tho' I'm not to blame, Because I don't stretch and grow tall; And I think it a wicked, abom'nable shame, When they say I'm a little too small. 
Chorus. Oh, you are a little too small, young man. You never would answer at all. young man; You're young yet. you know, perhaps you may grow, But at present you're a little too small. 
One day while out walking, by chance did I meet A lady, a schoolmate of mine; While escorting her home, why, of course, I stood treat. And took her to a cafe to dine. I asked if I might be her escort some eve, And if at her home I might call; Says she: "I'll ask ma, but I really believe She will think you a little too small.-Chorus. 
Now, there was another young girl in our town, I loved her, I did, 'pon my life; One night, like a goose, on my knees I got down, And asked her if she'd be my wife. She gave her consent, in my arms then she fell, We were to be one in the Fall: I'm single as yet, and the reason I'll tell, It's because I'm a little too small.-Chorus. 
A short time ago my old rich uncle died. Of course, I came in for my share; And these were his words as I stood beside his side, "My boy. you're a young millionaire." No end to the congratulations next day, Nor the ladies that on me did call; But said I, "Girls, excuse me. I'm sorry to say, You are just a little too tall." 
Chorus. Oh, you are a little too tall, young girls, You never would answer at all, young girls; I'm young yet, you know, perhaps I may grow, But at present you're rather too tall.