Coon Dat Carried De Razor - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
COON DAT CARRIED DE RAZOR. 
Went to a ball de oder night, At Susie Simkin's hut; Whar de coons all cany razors, And how dem niggers cut. Horace Jinks got in a row With slow-foot Jimmy Frazier; "Take care! " squealed out old Sallie Gum, "Dat coon has got a razor." 
Chorus. De coons did fly, de gals did cry For poor old Johnny Frazier; Dey nearly cut dat coon to death, Dat coon dat had de razor. 
Dey cut poor Johnny's coat-tail off, Dey carved him to de fat; Dey chopped his ear clean off his head, Den cut his beaver hat. Aunt Hannah said: "For gracious sake, You'll kill poor Johnny Frazier;" But he never noticed her at all, But slashed 'round wid dat razor.-Chorus. 
Coon come flying down de stairs, Gals all hollered murder; Johnny Frazier he fell down, He couldn't fall no further. Horace he rushed for de mokes, And old policeman Hazier Said: "I ain't gwine to take dat coon, For he has got a razor. " -Chorus.