What A Woman Can Do - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO. 
There are lots of things that a woman can do that a man cannot: She can come to a conclusion without the slightest trouble of reasoning on it, and no sane man can do that She can safely stick fifty pins in her dress while he is getting one under his thumb-nail. Six of them can talk at once and get along first-rate, and no two men can do that. She is as cool as a cucumber in half-a-dozen tight dresses and skirts, while a man will sweat and fume and growl in one loose shirt. She can talk as sweet as peaches and cream to the woman she hates, while two men would be punching each other's heads before they had exchanged ten words. She can throw a stone with a curve that would be a fortune to a base ball pitcher. She can say "No," and stick to it for a time. She may also say "No "in such a low voice that it means "Yes." She can sharpen a lead-pencil, if you give her plenty of time and plenty of pencils. She can dance all night in a pair of shoes two sizes too small for her, and emjoy every minute of the time. She can go to church and afterwards tell you what every woman in the congregation had on, and in some rare instances can give you a faint idea of what the text was. She can drive a man crazy for twenty-four hours and then bring him to paradise in two seconds by simply tickling him under the chin, and there does not live a mortal son of Adam's misery who can do it.