I Shall Have 'em - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I SHALL HAVE 'EM. Sung by E. J. Lonnen. 
I'm a jolly clever fellow, and I'm very wide-awake, And I've studied human nature, and I'm up to every fake. I can see through all the dodges, and I'm up to all the rigs. Of paupers and of princes, And of policemen and of prigs. I have intimate relations with the palace And the cot, And when there's any mischief I am always on the spot. They may think they're very artful, And to get away may try. But I've got my optic on 'em and shall have 'em by-And-by. 
Chorus. They may wriggle, they may struggle, But I've got 'em in my eye. And I'll have 'em, yes, I'll have 'em, I shall have 'em by-And-by. 
There's a Glasgow bank director, you should see him roll his eyes-He has one upon his pockets and the other on the skies; He thinks it wrong to whistle, but he sticks to lots of cash, And ruins tens of thousands when the bubble goes to smash; He may gang to kirk on Sunday, and about his goodness brag, But he's not above a swindler if he stands in the swag; To impose upon the people let the canny humbug try, I have tumbled to the rascal And I'll have him by-And-by.-Chorus. 
There's a well-known West-End lawyer, whose money has been lent To swells in want of ready cash at sixty-five per cent., He gets them in his clutches like the spider does the fly. And squeezes them and squeezes them until he's squeez'd them dry. There's a gentleman whose custom was to go to ev'ry race, But the Jockey Club have warned him and he dare not show his face; On the tape he now is betting And he thinks he's very fly, But he'll lake the knock directly and I'll have him by-And-by.-Chorus. 
I've a friend who keeps a club-house, he is quite the ladida. But he's got his wits about him when he plays at baccarat; At leaving off a winner he is always very deft; And he plucks his pigeons till there's not a feather left. There's an impecunious fellow, who was always on the mash, He married a young lady with a lot of ready cash, But he left her like a rascal when he made her money fly, But I'm keeping him a corner and he'll be there by-and-by.- Chorus.