Only One - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
ONLY ONE. Copyright, 1888. by Chas. & Blake & Co., Boston. Words by S. Russell Childs, Music by F. O. Richmond. Encore Verses by Frank N. Scott. 
Only one-one little song I'll sing to you, Only one; So listen pray 'till I get through, Some funny jokes I'll try to sing. And though I may some "chestnuts" spring, I think I've struck a clever thing In only one. 
Only one mother-in-law do I possess, Only one; She's one too many, I confess; Last night she picked a row with me, I blacked her eye, then danced with glee; I'd blacked them both, but don't you see She'd only one. 
Only one pianoforte did I buy. Only one; And that one broke me high and dry; I bought it on the three-years' plan, The first installment I began, And paid it like a little man, The only one. 
Only one-one little encore verse I know, Only one; I'll sing it quick, then let me go; To sing much more would make you tired; The manager says my time's expired; If I don't stop, he'll have me fired, The only one. 
Encore Verses. Only one umbrella I had in stock, Only one; My uncle has that one "in hock"; I called on a friend and there did spy Two umbrellas mat and dry; When I had gone he said, "Oh, my! There's only one." 
Only one Havana cigar I had on hand, Only one; The very choicest kind of brand; A friend I met asked for "a light" He said, "Ah, thanks! ta, ta! all right!" I had his cigar and was sick all night. The only one. 
Only one-one little Utah way out West, Only one; Where polygamy has made a nest, A Mormon has of wives a score. The very pious ones have more. 
One's quite enough, -I'm awful sore With only one. 
Only one -only one friend with faith, you see, Only one; To lend life shekels unto me; Last night I struck him for a loan. 
Which to "the tiger" soon was "blown," And with his ten the friend has flown. The only one. 
Only one -one gilt-edged dentist have I found, Only one; He fixed my teeth up good and sound; I slipped just as I left his door, And with my jaw wiped up the floor. Now of a set of thirty-four, I've only one. 
Only one-one mighty nation of the earth, Only one, Where glorious freedom had her birth; All people love their banner bright, The stars and stripes are my delight, And Yankee land I think all right, The only one.