When The Women Folks Boss The Whole World - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
WHEN THE WOMEN FOLKS BOSS THE WHOLE WORLD. Tune-"Did That Ever Occur to You." Sung by the Two African Macks with great success. 
The girls will be able to do as they please, When the women folks boss the whole world; Can ask the young men to give them a squeeze, When the women folks boss the whole world. When they have a beau they'll sit on one chair, This may happen before the Chicago fair, And all of the girls stop wearing false hair, When the women folks boss the whole world. 
The dudes, I am sure, will not have a show, When the women folks boss the whole world; Into cages with other monks they will go. When the women folks boss the whole world. We'll have women's clubs, and girls on each car; You will also find women behind every bar. And perhaps some of them will smoke a cigar, When the women folks boss the whole world. 
The girls will have a chance to get their rights, When the women folks boss the whole world; There'll be no looking under beds at night. When the women folks boss the whole world. 'Twill be the best world that you ever saw; In women there will not be a flaw; We'll make angels out of each mother-in-law. When the women folks boss the whole world. 
Cashiers will not skip away with the cash. When the women folks boss the whole world; The dudes will not go out on the mash. When the women folks boss the whole world. The Chinese will stay home, there cat their rats; No more we'll be bothered at nights with Tom cats, And men won't come home with bricks in their hats, When the women folks boss the whole world. 
We'll all be quite happy, yes, all be content. When the women folks boss the whole world; You men folks will not then have a cent, When the women folks boss the whole world. To you men, I'm sure, it will be quite a shock, For women will all have hearts like a rock. And if you say a word your head off she'll knock, When the women folks boss the whole world.