I'm Not Old Enough To Know - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I'm Not Old Enough to Know. Copyright, 1890, by Will Rossiter. Words by William Jerome. Music by Frank David. 
He.-My pretty little miss, would you like to have a kiss! She.-I'm not old enough to know. He.-They are very nice to-day, do take one now, I pray. She.-I'm not old enough to know. He.-Many nice things you are missing, pleasures that are found In kissing, That Intoxicate the soul with great delight; Oh, how happy you would be if you only would kiss me, For as a kisser I am out of sight. 
Chorus. She.-I'm not old enough to know; If the things you say are so, I never yet have ventured in a kiss, But I really will try one. He- Oh, Johnnie get your gun. She.-I never yet before enjoyed such bliss. 
She.-Why do men stay out all night, and come home rather tight? He.-I'm not old enough to know. She.-And work the same old dodge about the same old lodge. He.-I'm not old enough to know. She.- If I should marry you, such things would never do, Or quickly from you, darling, I would part. If you found you'd lost your wife, would it affect your life? Now, tell me if It would not break your heart. 
Chorus. He.-I'm not old enough to know, But Gallagher let her go, To-day his wife applied for a divorce. She.-I'd do the same, you see, For there are no flies on me. He.-With me It is a case of horse and horse. 
He- Why do hats the ladies wear, reach for miles Into the air? She.-I'm not old enough to know. He.-Why do men get in a rage, when they cannot see the stage? She.-I'm not old enough to know. He.-Why don't the ladies think of the man who loves his drink, And have a door placed in their hats so wide? With a glass and bottle small, so the men could get a ball Without going out to meet the tide. 
Chorus. She.-I'm not old enough to know Why tides should come and go, To drink I really think it is a Bin. He.-I do not like to brag, But I love a good old jag, And I love to see the flowing tide come In.