My Vife She Vas Vaiting For Me - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
My Vife She Vas Vaiting for Me. Tune-"My Little One's Waiting for Me." Written and Sung by Gus Williams. 
You may vonder vy I vonder so distracted, put de reason Is I've got & vife, Who, vhenever she gets a hold of me, vill peat me in an inch of my life. I'm afraid for to go home dis evening; for I know right veil vere she'll be-Pehind de door mit a pig club slick, my vife she is vaiting for me. 
Chorus. Oh! she looves me, I know, to distraction; and I really ought habby to be; Put pehind de door now mit a pig club my Katie vas vaiting for me. 
Her eyes, how shall I describe dem? dey're like holes dat vas purnt in a rag; Her nose looks us if it had pusted; her mouth looks like a coffee-pag; She says dat I often apuse her, put apused she vill never more be-So pehind de door now mit a pig club my Katie vas vaiting for me.- Chor.