She Never Told Me That - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
SHE NEVER TOLD ME THAT. Written and Composed by Felix McGlennon. 
The girl I loved was beautiful as any waxworks show, Her face like cream and roses, used to make my poor heart glow. I need to love her dearly, ah, but now I love her not, I found that her complexion cost her just five bob a pot. 
Chorus. She never told me that-I had to find it out, Somebody winked, somebody blinked, and made me feel in doubt, She never told me that, I found it out I'm sure. And thought if I looked a little bit further, I might find more. 
The girl I loved was handsome, and her figure was so neat, And every one admired her as she glided down the street. I found her figure was a sham, made up of fashion's fads, I thought that I was squeezing her, but I was squeezing pads.- Chorus. 
The girl I loved was graceful, and her walk was straight and proud, I used to think that she with lovely limbs must be endowed; But I found out one of her legs was buried in New York, And in its place I found she wore another made of cork.- Chorus.