That's Why He Loves Me - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
THAT'S WHY HE LOVES ME. Copyright by White Smith Publishing Co. 
When people love you in a way they've never loved before. No matter how you treat them, they will love you more and more. A creditor called yesterday, and swore some awful swears, And, as I'd no cash, I couldn't pay, and kicked him down the stairs-and -
Chorus. That's why he loves me; That's why he's my friend; I spoiled his Sunday clothes. And I broke his Roman nose-And that's why he loves me. 
My mother-in-law's a scorcher-though her love for me's intense, To-day her tongue commenced to wag. I'd stand no more, I said; So took the muzzle off the dog and muzzled her instead. 
Chorus. That's why she loves me; That's why she's my friend. She'd lay down all our laws, Now she cannot move her jaws-And that's why she loves me. 
A pious friend once loved me more than words can ever tell, And one day proved that love he bore for all I had as well. He sneaked my fifty-dollar watch, which all our friendship marred, But I put the police on the lad, and got him six mouths' hard-And-
Chorus. That's why he loves me; That's why he's my friend. He took my time from me, Now he's doing time you see-And that's why he loves me.