I'll Never Go There Again - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I'LL NEVER GO THERE AGAIN . Copyright, 1893, by The International Music Company. Composed, Written and Sung by Hovey Cook. 
Since I was old enough to know, I thought I'd like to be An actor in a comic show, a comedian, you see. An engagement I did secure: I had not much to do; I only had to sing a song and speak a word or two. 
Chorus. I'll never go there again, I'll never go there again; Displeasure was shown and an egg was throw a, so I'll never go there again. 
I used to court a lovely girl, and it was my delight To call upon tins Little pearl 'most ev'ry Sunday night. Her papa did not like my suit, for that I did not care, I took one of her pa's best suits and put it on right there. 
Chorus. I'll never go there again, I'll never go there again; Pa saw me in his suit, let fly his boot-oh, I'll never go there again. 
I once went down to the seashore to bathe within the sea, A few good bathers there I saw, in the surf I longed to be. A quarter for a suit I paid, I got one very small; Into the surf my way I made, I plunged in once, that's all. 
Chorus. I'll never go there again, I'll never go there again; As I took my dip my suit gave a rip-oh, I'll never go there again. 
To a race track I took a trip to see the horses race, A friend gave me a dead-sure tip. a good horse for a place. I put my money on the horse and played him one, two, three; I saw him start around the course to win a pile for me. 
Chorus. I'll never go there again, I'll never go there again; My horse, well, he led, in the stretch dropped dead, so I'll never go there again. 
I went to paint this city red one night as stars shone bright; I found the city was not dead, I found it lively quite; Into a concert hall I went, some one they called me "jay." "Ruts "at a girl I yelled who sang "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay." 
Chorus. I'll never go there again, I'll never go there again; A big bouncer he did attend to me- I'll never go there again. 
There is a charming social game, and it. I like to play; Draw poker is its only name, I played but yesterday. I got three aces, think of that. I thought I'd surely win; I thought I'd bluff, said I'd stay, pat, and one man he stayed in. 
Chorus. I'll never go there again, I'll never go there again: The man who stayed in on four queens did win; I'll never go there again.