And The Parrot Said - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
AND THE PARROT SAID. Copyright, 1891, by Spaulding & Gray. Words and Music by Percy Paxton. Sung by Mr. Charles J. Stine. 
I lingered by a cottage door, and a parrot said, *"Come in, come in," And a parrot said, "Come in": the door was open, I walked In, And I saw standing there a maiden with a dimpled chin, A-combing her black hair, back hair, a-combing her back hair; A great surprise was in her eyes, but still she did not frown, And as I smiled at that dear child, the parrot said, *"Sit down, sit down," And the parrot said, "Sit down." 
I sat down in her father's chair, and the parrot, said, *"Kiss her, kiss her," And the parrot said, "Kiss her" ; and as the maiden did not speak, Says I, by Jove, I will; the blush which mantled to her cheek Made her more lovely still, still, still, made her more lovely still. And as in haste I grasped her waist, she cried out, No, no, no! It was so nice, I kissed her twice, and the parrot said, *"Let go, let go," And the parrot said, "Let go." 
Her father then came rushing in, and the parrot said, *"Sneak out, sneak out," And the parrot said, "Sneak out." Her father's voice was like a rasp, And swearing he began: then I experienced the grasp, The grasp of an honest man, man, man, the grasp of an honest man; He hit two blows upon my nose-I feel them to this day; As out I flew, he kicked me too, and the parrot said, "Good-day, good-day," And the parrot said, "Good-day." 
* = Spoken.