Boomp-a-diddy-boom-boom - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
BOOMP-A-DIDDY-BOOM-BOOM. Copyright, 1895, by Spaulding & Gray. Words and Music by W. E Delaney. 
Oh! have you heard the latest craze? boomp-a-diddy-boom-boom-boomb; It's sung in all the leading plays, boomp-a-diddy-boom-boom-boom; I met a swell dressed all ensuite; he'd russet slippers on his feet; I asked him for the time of day; he pulled his watch out right away And stared at me in a vacant way, And all that I could hear him say, was: 
Chorus. Br-r-r-nm, br-r-r-um, br-r-r-um-bum, Pa-did-dy, pa-did-dy, bing-bang-boom-a-diddy, Br-r-r-um, br-r-r-um, br-r-r-um-bum, Boomp-a-did-dy, boomp-a-did-dy, bing-bang-boom. 
I met a "copper" off his beat, boomp-a-did-dy hoom-boom-boomb; Two men were fighting up the street, boomp-a-did-dy boom-boom-boom; I said, "Will you please stop that row?" they must be tired of fighting now; He gazed at me in mild surprise, and a vacant light shone in his eyes; I think that light is shining yet, for the only answer I could get was:- Chorus. 
A gay young soldier had a "mash," boomp-a-did-dy, boom-boom-boom: He brushed her cheek with his mustache, boomp-a-did-dy, boom-boom-boom; He swore to her he would be true, although he had a wife or two; She trusted him, her heart was stout, but you know how these things turn out; He sailed away this warrior bold, And the song she's singing now, I'm told, is: 
Chorus. Pray, don't meddle in politics, boomp-a-did-dy, boom-boom-boom; They are so full of nasty tricks, boomp-a-did-dy, boom-boom-boom; To gain your vote, they promise well, and so you give it-"What a sell I" The party goes in with a shout, and the other party, it goes out, And when in power asked for an office-to thousands their reply is this: Cho. 
Note.-First verse to be sung as a Dude; second verse as a Policeman; third verse as a Soldier; fourth verse as a "Man all broken up."