Charley's Aunt - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
CHARLEY'S AUNT. Copyright, 1896, by Frank Dean & Co. By Joseph Tabrar. 
Grief and sorrow have now bereft me, I intend to become a wife. My dear brother has died and left me two and a half a week for life. All I have is a nephew living-of our stock He's the youngest plant, That's why fellows are freely giving all their love to Charley's aunt. 
Chorus. I'm Charley's auntie, Charley's aunt; They're all in love with Charley's aunt; They ask me to wed, but I tell them I can't, 'Cause they're after the fortune of Charley's aunt. 
Once a fellow said, "I say, Missis, your's is a face I love to see!" And when I threw him three sweet kisses he threw four bad eggs at me. As of thinking I am a lover, of that night I spent quite a half; When I fell on my dress improver all the boys began to laugh. 
Chorus. At Charley's auntie, Charley's aunt, They all had a giggle at Charley's aunt; Get well for a month, I believe that I shan't, For there's something the matter with Charley's aunt. 
Mr. Jones-there Is love between as-he's fair gone on my form and grace, Vowing how much I'd look like Venus if I had another face; last week, dressed in my Dolly Varden, I went 'round to my sweetheart John; He took me out into his garden, then he set his bull-dog on-
Chorus. To Charley's auntie. Charley's aunt; It had such a nibble at Charley's aunt. I try to sit down, but I find that. I can't-That dog's got a mouthful of Charley's aunt.