I Don't Think - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I DON'T THINK Copyright, 1895, by Widmer-Stigler Music Pub. Co. Words by Hal Homiston. Music by W. T. Francis. 
Some day we'll all be good, I don't think; Folks will be understood, Just the way they really should; All will be paradise, Naught on earth but what is nice, Then there will be no vice, I don't think; Every saloon will "close up "as per law, Drunks on the streets we won't see any more; Just wait and see the fun When this grand new life's begun; We're almost on its brink, He! he! he! he! he! he! I don't think. 
One day a preacher grand, I don't think; Thought he would make a stand And be famous o'er the land; He'd show the people how Folks should live, and even now We're good, you'll all allow, I don't think. All the police are quaking in their shoes, Crooks of all sorts are bilious with the blues; No extra cash is made, 'Cause policemen are afraid, And from duty never shrink, Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! I don't think. 
Great good reformers do, I don't think; And they are almost through Purifying theatres too; Burlesque, on week-day nights, Will come nnder women's rights, Girls won't appear in tights, I don't think. And, at the op'ra grand, they'll all wear crape; No girl will dare show any of her shape; Then we to church will flock, All sedate in modest frock, And never take a drink, Ho! ho! ho! ho! ho! ho! I don't think.