I Ain't Looking For Trouble - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I AIN'T LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. Copyright, 1897, by Spaulding & Gray. Words and Music by Bogert A O'Brien.I 
While walking down an alley last Tuesday afternoon, My beat girl was insulted by a dead tough-looking coon; I started for that Jim Brown, I never was afraid, But when I tried to call him down he pulled a razor blade. 
Chorus. Well, I ain't lookin' for trouble, I didn't even smile, Of course, I was uneasy, just for a little while; As I was in a hurry and had to catch a train, I only had four minutes, but I caught it just the same. 
To-day I met my lady, I asked her for her hand, She said, "Go 'way. you dead-card! I have got a bran new man." I said, "I love you baby, I'd surely die for thee;" She said, "You go And lick Jim Brown And prove your love for me." 
Chorus. I got an invitation to play a poker game, One hand I held four aces, in my next hand just the same; A coon said I was cheating, I told him that he lied, And When I went to take the cash, a great big gun I spied.- Chorus.