What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday Gracie Fields - song lyrics 
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What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday? Lyrics 
Oh dear, I am worried ha-ha-ha-ha... I know I'm laughin' really, but I am worried It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him, oh dear 
Can I ask you a question, a question that's silly It's something I can't figure out, I hope you won't say no It's all about me brother, me brother, John Willy He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know 
What can you buy a nudist on his birthday, birthday What sought of birthday present can you buy I can't think what to give 'im, no matter how I try Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie ha-ha 
What can you give a nudist for a present ha-ha The things I used to buy him would be wrong I'd send a cheque but dash it, how could he go out and cash it ha-ha What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along ha-ha 
What can you give a nudist for his birthday What sought of birthday present can you buy I bought a pair of braces, just like a silly pup But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holdin' up ha-ha 
What can you give a nudist for a present ha-ha I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along, oh dear-dear ha-ha 
I've been in holy terror the time they ?...............? I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid I must send somethin' soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you 
What can you give a nudist on his birthday What sought of birthday present can you buy And here's another riddle, but give it up I won't-ac